i was born in a hardcore Christian Family, " amen, amen!! praise the lord!! i love God"type of family. So as a result of that, they raised me to be like them with regards to our religion. I can remember myself as a kid being dragged to church every sunday to join them in their religious activities. I guess thats normal for every young child's life. When i was older i even became an altar boy in our Parish church.
So ayun im just giving you a little background of my Christian childhood. So here is where the fun starts.
A couple more years had passed, and being my normal skeptical self i started to think for myself. Sa tagal kong nagsisimba, my mind would always drift when it comes with the priest's homily. Wala lang im not convinced that much with what our religion believes. Maraming questions that i cant answer. hahaha isa sa mga questions na nasa utak ko eh "bakit ang cavemen walang church dati, ang ibig sabihin ba nun na nasusunog sila ngayon sa impyerno?" haha sabog na question lang yan, then natatanong ko rin " sa dami dami nang religion na meron sa buong mundo how can we be sure na ung atin ung tama? papano pala kunyari ibang religion pala ung tama? hindi na ba tayo makakapunta sa heaven nila?" hahaha moronic yet it makes you think.
Hahaha a couple more months had passed, then dun ko naisip na why dont i make my own religion, wala lang. Ang dami na kasing religion eh, so i wanted to add one more. Thus...
BULAOISM was born. hahaha
Hahaha just another way to add color my already colorful life, i decided to start my own religion.
So i now introduce my religion which is Bulaoism.
Here are my rules and regulations for those who would like to follow me to salvation:
1. Imbes na every sunday tayo magmemeet every second tuesday of the month na lang. baka tamarin ung mga followers ko eh. Tapos 30 minutes lang para hindi hassle. tanggaling siguro natin ung homily, para hindi masyadong matagal.
2. Ang ating Vatican, imbes na sa rome eh sa aking home na lang. para hindi malayo para sa akin
3. Meron pa ring donations sa mga misa natin, P20 ung minimum, syempre kailangan kasi natin magpatayo nang church natin wala tayong funds
4. Imbes na Hail Mary ang dadasalin natin i have created a new prayer called, Hail Fe ( my mother's name) tapos ung apostle's creed natin would start with the phrase " i belive in rex.."
5. Ung sacraments natin imbes na seven, five na lang ang dami kasi eh. cguro tanggalin natin ung annointing of the sick saka confirmation. pagisahin na lang natin ung baptism and confirmation. ill call it baptirmation. this sacrament would be done sa gitna nang time na ipinanganak ka at sa time na ikakasal ka
6. Ung commandments natin imbes na 10, gagawin ko na lang 7. hindi kasi ako ganun kastrict eh. Ung first commandment tanggalin na natin hindi namn ako seloso eh. tapos ung keep the sabbath day tanggalin na rin natin basta donate lang kayo sa church ko. tapos meron tayong isang elective na commandment its either you cannot kill or you cannot commit adultery. its your choice na lang para tutugma sa katauhan mo.
As of now un pa lang ung mga rules
Sali na kayo, meron incentive kapag maaga kayong magpabaptirmation sa religion ko. haha
a) For the first person na sumali ikaw ang mag babantay nang gate ko sa aking heaven
b) for the next 12 na sasali after nun gagawin kong disciples ko, ung 4 na mauuna sa 12 na yan sila ung pwede magsulat nang gospels ko, ung natitira psalms na lang wala tayong magagawa nauna sila eh
c)For the next 20 naman after nun eh gagawin kung saints ko, marami tayong slots for saints eh, tapos iaakma ko ung katauhan nyo sa mga papel nyo. kunyari magaling kang magdrawing gagawin kitang patron saint in arts. kung singing ka magaling patron saint in music.. and so on.
d) ung susunod na mga susunod gagawin ko na lang mga popes para consolation price sa inyo
so ayun na ung rules
nga pala gumawa rin pala ako nang heaven para sa mga mababait tapos meron din hell para sa mga masasama
meron din pala tayong purgatory para yan sa mga non believer's and gagawin kong medyo maiinit na rin dyan para matakot kayo so sama na kayo sa akin.
So ayan na muna ha ill post new rules para updated kayo.
Haha to those hardcore Christians that would be able to read this, please keep in mind that these are just a couple of my opinion and should not be taken seriously. thank you.
