the holy gospel taken from the book of iris: ANG ALAMAT NANG CHERRY

ang alamat nang cherry

nung unang panahon, wala pang cherry
ang meron lang ay ang kasoy


tapos malapit sa bayan may cheerleader sa isang school.
ang pangalan nya ay cherry

namatay si cherry dahil sa beri-beri.. (hindi ko alam kung anong ibig sabihin nun, basta namatay si cherry)

at doon sa pinaglibingan nya ay biglang may tumubong puno..

"Wow ang kakaibang puno!" sabi nang mga taumbayan.
"at dahil ang nakalibing dyan ay cheerleader, tatawagin natin ang puno na yan na lanzones"



ay sori alamat pala nang lanzones un..




(got this story from iris ongpin)

HOMILY:

the moral of the story is

DONT DO DRUGS OR SNIFF RUGBY....

.........wow labo mehn....

Holy Father

Dahil sa aking paglabas labas nang walang paalam sa aking nanay, hindi na nya ako kinakausap simula nung lunes, i think its much better dahil hindi masyadong maingay sa bahay and hindi nya ako napapagalitan. Usually kasi sinisigawan nya ako sa kung ano ano mga bagay, "patayin mo ilaw!! sayang koryente!!", "saan ka na namang galing?", "wag kang humarang sa tv nanunuod ako!!" mga ganun bagay. i think its normal na sabihin nya un pero ang lakas nang volume nang boses nya eh, parang hindi ikaw ung kausap parang ung kapitbahay sa lakas.

so ayun nga hindi ako kinakausap pero due to this i have now started talking to my dad, hindi naman sa hindi kami naguusap pero hindi kami close. And today, ngayon ko lang napansin na sa kanya ko pala nakuha ang aking kalabuan hahaha

here are some of our conversations:

i was asking if we were still going to batangas kasi wala kaming pagstayan so tinext ko sya:
"dad, may pagstayan ba tayo sa batangas?"

so ayun, ito ang pinakamalabong text na natanggap ko sa buong buhay ko:
"tinawagan ko bukas(as in tomorrow) ung place, sabi wala daw libre hanggang kahapon."

.........HUWAT?! hindi ko talaga nagets, papano nya natawagan ung bukas eh ngayon pa lang, labo, saka walang libre hanggang kahapon? eh eh di ba ngayon ung kahapon nang bukas. it hurts.... my brain hurts.... so hindi na ako nagreply....

next: mahilig magjoke ang dad ko na walang nakakagets, ewan ko kung iniimbento lang ba nya un or may nagkwekwento rin sa kanyang malabong person. well kanina nagusap kami tapos sabi nya "anak may joke ako", ito ung joke nya:

"meron daw mag-ina tapos sabi nang anak sa nanay nya, "mama, inaasar ako nang mga kaklase ko na malaki baba ko" sabi nang nanay nya "hindi totoo un, hindi malaki baba mo" tapos sabi nang anak "ah talga sa salamat mama" tapos sabi nang mama nya "o cge kunin mo na ung sagwan at kumain ka na".....

after nyang sinabi ung last part na un tawa na nang tawa ung tatay ko, tapos parang ung tingin nya sa akin parang nagtataka kung bakit hindi ko gets. tapos nagexplain pa sya para daw magets ung joke nya, sabi pa sa akin "hahaha, hindi mo ba gets? malaki baba nya kasi kumakain sya sa sagwan!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!"........... ........my god anong connection nun, ang labo masyado... it really hurts... ..my brain... ewan ko kung joke ba un or riddle or kung ano man.. anyway i wish na kausapin na ako nang nanay ko para hindi ko na muling kausapin ang tatay kong muli.

BE AFRAID!! BE VERY AFRAID!!

FOR THOSE WHO ARE READING THIS!!
BE CAREFUL AND AWARE!! Three mental patients had escaped the Las Pinas Mental Hospital!!
they are considered dangerous should be approached with caution!!

...they are known as....

THE PANGASINAN TRIO!!




Name: Christine Solano
A.K.A. : the BIG leader
some also calls her "CJ"(dont know why?)
Crime: Likes to hurt classmates by hitting them with her hand (considered as an act of schizophrenia)
Appearance: tall, semi dark, long hair, has an amazona type of body, has a tattoo of a fly (or a dot maybe) on her arm, has two more tattoos of dots under her lips
last seen: lurking in ust, usually shouting and cursing students and professors alike


Name: JenJen Solano
A.K.A. : The Rappist
Crime: Sexual harassment, has an modus operandi of striking other people's private areas while swimming
Appearance: medium built body, has a boyish hair that might confuse other people of her gender, can be heard laughing a distorted laugh "HAHARGKJRRAJHA" And usually saying "_top" and "probence"
last seen: at jollibee, taking orders like sfaghetti and other jollibee products



Name: Patricia Solano
A.K.A.: The burned stick
Crime: likes to hide from people, and usually doesn't talk "tahimik" (dont know why)maybe plotting her next crime. likes to bury people in the sand and also bury herself
Appearance: Tall for her age, has the appearance of a chocolate pretzel (the ones found in the box that has a picture of a cowboy and an indian). Why pretzel? Very thin and very dark.
Last seen: CAUTION!!! Due to her complexion she cant be spotted at night.


If spotted quickly run away from them!! they are very dangerous!!