Heaven Re-born!!

Its almost rexmas time!! so let me greet you a MERRY REXMAS!!
Have you been good or bad?! hmmm if you have been good then mabuti naman Santa Rex is coming to town. of course you wont get any gifts kasi its my birthday pero i will be the one that will be taking gifts from you! isnt it great?! HO HO HO!

so iisipin mo ngayon.. "syet namng religion to!! ako na nga ung naging mabait ako pa ung kukunan nang gift?! abay gagong bulao yan!!"

hold on my child.. everything has a purpose hindi porke kukunan kita nang gift eh kawawa ka na.. no.. i give to you...


SALVATION!!

haha so what does that mean? hmmmmmmmmmm

it means that you wont go to my hell!!


Ive been thinking, and ive read this from another blog din.

we have a hell for bad people na nga di ba? ngayon i introduce to you my new hell! its a special hell for people na you may call "weird"

Hell #1
Filipino Rapper shit A.K.A. "gangtaz" or "thugzz"

Im not discriminating against mga rapper shit sa bansa natin i just want to point at people who thinks that theyre IN kasi rapper sila.

What are the symptoms kung gusto mong malaman na ur a rapper shit?
1.) first of all you want to were big BIG jerseys
hey wala namng masama dun ah, right? even i were jerseys. PERO NOT EVERYTIME!!
itong mga degenerates na ito can be spotted in the malls, in the cinemas, in the churches wearing jerseys?! at bakit? we can never tell.. scientific tests have proven that they have a mind deficit disorder.. feeling nila everytime they go out may emergency basketball game that they have to play to save all the people sa ating mundong ibabaw. like after a mass sa church feeling nila terrorist will hostage the whole church and the only way that they will let you free is kailangan matalo mo muna sila sa 1-on-1 basketball. WOW

(Being chinese doesnt exempt you from making a sin in the philippines)

gusto rin pala nila palaging nakahead band. para talagang prepared sa incoming important basketball game kuno

2.) you always wear a bling bling and a cap. (minsan naka shades pa or naka tirintas ang hair)

Black people in the states wear bling bling and its ok bakit dito pag nagsuot ka nun you look like shit?
black people use them to represent that they have accomplished something in life. Most black rappers came from under poverty line places and nagsusuot sila nun para sabihin na hey ive survived and done good in life.. eh ikaw mr gangstazz ano namn nagawa mo? i guess you made a rap band named kamote gang or Kamatizz in the Hoodzz pero other than that ano pa? youll be making your own rap about ur neighborhood. saying:

"ako jose, bigatin nang novaliches!
akoy naglalakad nakita ko ang bitches!
kapitbahay ko si nene, malaki ang kanyang bra
hindi ko alam kung ito ay ginagamit nya
STU-PED"

(We are Kamatizz in the Hoodzzz!! REPRESENT!! REPRESENT!!)

stop it stop it nasasayang ang laway mo at nasasayang ang oras namin.
your bling bling isnt even real eh. feeling ko its made of tanso na galing sa virgin cola. see hindi man lang coca cola pero virgin cola pa mas mura kasi eh

3.) nagsusuot ka nang cap na tabingi. this has been one of the phenomenon na hindi masolve nang mga scientist. kasama nya ang "is there a god?" or "totoo kayang may bigfoot?" or "ano nauna itlog or manok?" ito ang question na "bakit tabingi ang cap niya?" bakit ba kaya? kaya nga may bill ung cap para hindi maarawan ang face mo eh so ang ibig bang sabihn eh mas gusto mo na kalahati nang mukha mo may tan tapos ung kalahati maputi?

(bakit kaya nakatabingi ang cap ko? kasi maaraw sa kaliwa ko?)

ang labo

mas malabo pa ung mga people na baliktad ung cap. so anong pinoprotektahan mo? ung batok mo? ang labo talaga


where can they be spotted?
a.) nasa mga jologs na mall wearing their big jersey and standing near the railing anong ginagawa nila sa railing? hindi natin alam. they dont buy stuff and they just stand there i guess wanting to look cool or "coolz" para sa kanila.

b.) nasa concert nang salbakuta and ni gloc 9 saying stu-ped.

c.) nasa friendster may pic na galing sa webcam na hindi ko alam kung saan nila nakuha. siguro ninakaw nila sa rakrockerzz (another kind of sinner na will talk about in my upcoming posts.)

what to do? when:
a.) naglalakad ka sa kalsada and then tinabihan ka nang isang thugz na nakatirintas ang hair at nakasuot nang nakatabinging cap. tapos after a while bigla syang tumingin sayo at biglang nagcreep walk tapos sabi "whatzupz repapips?!"

i suggest that you run... run as fast as you can.. delikado sila baka mahawa ka pa

b.) naglalakad ka nang magisa sa gabi tapos bigla kang may nakasalubong na isang batalyon(mga 8 -10) nang gangstazz. nagpapatugtug sila nang gloc 9 sa kalye at kailangan mong dumaan. ano ang gagawin mo?

i suggest na habang naglalakad ka eh mag creep walk ka hanggang makatawid. blend in para they wont bite or hurt you. throw out some hand signs na you have know idea kung anong meaning they will recognize it somehow and accept you as one of their own..

pero what if hindi sila naniwala. i suggest na magbasag ka nang bote and point the broken glass at them "shouting put*ng *na(tagalog na mura dapat para alam nila ang meaning) kayong mga jologs kayo. wag kayong lalapit! wag kayong lalapit! kung hindi babasagin ko ang boom box(to us normal people hindi natin alam yan pero to them un ung radyo nila) niyo."

yan ang isa sa mga sinners nang ating society

I WILL PUNISH YOU IN HELL.
ang inyong punishment ay 24/7 ay magpapatugtog ako nang hiphop filipino music (carlos aggassi album siguro) para mairita kayo at lahat kayo ay nakasakay sa isang treadmill na tumatakbo buong araw. ang pinagkaiba lang ay hindi ka pwedeng tumakbo sa treadmill kailangang mag creep walk ka kung hindi tatamaan ka nang kidlat

ito muna ang unang hell ko
ill tell you about the others, later in my future posts